Terry Brennan - Gingerness, screaming from one's diaphragm, the doppler effect, conspiracy theory, aliens
Tom Burda - Dragon taming, how to wear a baseball cap to maximize potential, music in the spirit realm, unicorn riding
Joe Calfa - Fixing anything, spilling anything, shredding anything (mostly cheese and fretboards), Zappafying anything, warding off coyotes
Corey J. Feldman - Turtle reproduction, musically subliminal messages, mapping every rising celestial undertone, reading your last and never dying insults, neo-lithic games
Grant Fisher - Defining the phrase "all that jazz," the relationship between macaroons and music, being ubiquitous, looking good with long or short hair, "force heal"
Nate Searing - Samurai/ninja moves, using rhythm to fight crime, the history of alcohol, how to remove splinters, flying in one's dreams
Veronika Jokel - Determining coolness of hipster glasses frames, sensing evil, break dancing, inventing spin moves, using nature to find inner peace or inner evil.